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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
- Have Ma. Angelie Your Way. -ayos na pampagising. haha
2. What do you want other people say about you?
- I'm CUCKOO for Ma. Angelie. -oh yeah :))
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
- Because Ma. Angelie Can't Drive. -ayos ah! :))
4. How would you answer a booty call?
- The Man from Ma. Angelie, he says Yes! -haha
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
- CHoosy Mothers choose Ma. Angelie. -wth? :))
6. ..to someone you dislike?
- Big Chocolate Ma. Angelie -anung connect?
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
- Turn Loose the Ma. Angelie.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
- They Drink Ma. Angelie in the Congo. -yeah right. as if maniniwala parents ko :))
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
- Plink, Plink Ma. Angelie... -imbes na Think Think. haha!
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- Dial Down the Ma. Angelie -hahaha hotline number ako? :))
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Ma. Angelie. -dang! pamatay! haha
12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- Have a Ma. Angelie ang Smile. -chillax lang daw muna bago sugurin. hahahahaha
13. What are the best words to describe you?
- The Loudest Noise Comes From the Electric Ma. ANgelie. -hahahahahaah! saktong sakto! :))
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- If Only Everything in Life wasas Reliable as a Ma. Angelie. -drama-comedy 'to for sure. haha
15. Your last words before you die..
- Ding Dong! Ma. Angelie Calling! -mamamatay na lang nagdyo-joke pa? wth? :))
16. Your message to a special someone..
- Wouldn't You Like To Be a Ma. Angelie?
17. Title of this post will be...
- Get The Door - It's Ma. Angelie. -patawang title! hahahahaha!